Now if you can't be bothered to read it, I'll summarize. Apparently some dating guru did some research and came up with this astounding theory:
Men of all ages like young women best. Preferably about 20 years old.
No, really? You could knock me down with a feather.
This dating guru also put his research results into graph format and gave a lecture on it.
Seriously.
What the *uck?
I feel sorry for him. Pity the PhD in philosophy or atomic structure didn't work out. But a hey a job' s a job!
Anyway, I need a job so I reckon if I stick some really obvious crap onto a graph and get myself a microphone and a couple of speaking gigs I could make a fast buck too.
I'll start with a comparison of the two graphs below.
Ps. I should add that I love men. Just not the stupid ones.
Hahahahaha! Good for a laugh anyway!
ReplyDeleteThe Daily Mail always inspires me, Paula!
ReplyDeleteWell if I ever have to resort to internet dating I'll know how old to say I am! lol And to be fair, changing the bed in our house is usually a joint effort. I've tried various recommended ways of putting on a duvet cover and none of them make it easy on your own!
ReplyDeleteI find it very hard to put on a duvet cover by myself, Wendy. Being very average height, my arms are too short. I spent twenty years cursing about it though and now Mr T has taken over. I plan for him to do it for at least twenty years!
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