The other is a word to describe Donald Trump.
Oh crap. The SWAT team are on my doorstep again...
I was just joking I swear to God it was just a joke......I’m a comedy writer... I don’t actually mean what I say...... I love Donald. I even have a matching hair piece I wear on my genitals.....
No, I am not dropping my knickers. My genitals are my own private business!
I demand a phone call. It’s my right as a British citizen....
Hello, Queenie. It’s me. You best pal. Get the Paras over here fast. I’m about to have my hair piece confiscated which means I won’t be able to lend it to William for the coronation.
Ten minutes?
Awesome.
Ha, very amusing. I hope you're not on a government agency watchlist now!
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Last time I came to visit I though you were American and was most surprised by your candour and irreverence - but now, knowing you are a fellow Brit.. well, it all makes sense! Lol! http://www.poetryroundabout.com
ReplyDeleteHave you not been reading about how none of our data is safe, especially from Donald lol
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